seanbateman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jesus Christ in Swim Meet]

nice joke but poor effort.

it was a funny idea but there was almost no color and the characters have no faces. How do i know thats Jesus and not just some bald guy with a beard that can walk on water.

SecretAgentRege responds:

Well, that's obviously the style I was going for. Personally, I like it, which is why I did it that way. You're right though, besides "Jesus Christ in..." in the title and the halo above his head, it could just be any bearded bald dude who can walk on water. haha.
If I really wanted to sit down and recreate a Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel-esque frame-by-frame animation it would have taken a lot longer, and would have had the same basic comedic effect.
Thanks for the review.

[super dowg to the rescue]

Your Insain.

good animation but what the hell? ANYONE PLANNING ON WATCHING THIS LET ME SUM IT UP. IT'S AN ENDLESS LOOP OF A DOG IN A SUPERMAN OUTFIT DRIVING A TANK.THATS IT. when you made this I think you forgot to make a point. Your insain.

[Spear Huntin' Vixens]

weird.

this was weird stuff. sort of funny too. I found the easter egg. Its when the eminem dog dies press his head. You get to play a weird spear dogeing game. :)

[Jolly Green Fun]

this sux a whole lot.

I gave you a bad review not because the animation was crap and the idea was sick but because you played Papa Roach. Papa Roach eats monkey cock.

[britney, britney, britney]

awsome.

dude how did you know Janet was planning this. Wow since you knew this was gonna happen you should have prevented it. If you did the government wouldent be turning this country into nazi Germany. Save Howard Stern!!!

[Britney vs DKP]

funny stuff.

i liked the animation. britney is one dumb bitch.

[Make My Boobs 1 More Size]

blah

this kinda sucked. Fred Durst said britneys boobs were real. I dont really care. I can wait till she winds up doing porn to find out.

[Oops, I Farted Again]

farts r funny.

this was a good spoof. they should play it on trl. Junior form the Howard Stern show is the king farter. he would beat Britney.

[Team Laser Explosion]

mmky.

this was pretty funny. Team laser explosion sounds like Eric Cartman. its original and pretty messed up. :) kool.

[NG Sticks 2]

Pico. Pico cleans my toilets.

this was funny and all but the ugly faces scared me.